Anticipation

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Story of the Year - Wake Up!

Can't Wait.
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Chris Love Cleverness

Hey, I just wanted to write a quick post after seeing something on a site I JUST visited. (Actually I'm still there... actually I never quite did what I was going to do at this site... That's how impressed I am right now. Wow... Now I don't think it's that big of a deal... and am wondering if I really need to blog about it. Oh well! I've come this far right!? HA! Right?!?! Uhh...So anyway...)

I pulled up The Pirates Bay just now to see if I could get my hands on the new Matches album, and before I got to searching for it I took notice to their image they had on their homepage. Brilliant I thinks! (See below)

I think it's hilarious! So clever and fresh. They know they are completely illegal and breaking every rule in the book. And do they care?! HA! Not a chance. In fact they taught those idiots at RIAA and MPAA. I can see one of those RIAA monkeys keying in The Pirates Bay and seeing this image and just having their blood boil! Genius!

Long live pirates! ARR!*

*(I do not take part in, encourage, or condone illegal file sharing...yeah...that's all)

Glasses

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Glasses rule! Lenses rock on!

They make you look smarter than you may be, more sophisticated then you probably are, and guys know they can make girls look ridiculously sexy!
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Who Wants A Mustache Ride?

This post has to do with me having a shear hatred for shaving, a contest at work, and the fact that I will do stupid things if I know It will get a laugh...

It started about a month ago. It was a Sunday night getting ready to head to bed. I had a shower, and I was shaving my face. When I was done I was thinking how much I hate shaving. Doesn't everyone?! It's time consuming, it's uncomfortable, and for me, It takes about 8 years off my outward appearance... So I told myself that I wasn't going to shave for awhile... I had nothing I needed to look decent for in the foreseeable future other than work and maybe going out on the weekend.

And so it begins...

I was about 2 weeks into not shaving, when one day at work myself and a few other guys were talking, and somehow we got on the topic of beards. This is when I piped up and said "I'm gonna wait a bit and shave mine into a mustache." This was more of just a random statement... BUT everyone laughed. HAHA! All of a sudden I had about 5 other buddies hopping on board! So we setup some ground rules and started down a nasty, greasy road.

We said that we'd wait 2 weeks to shave (Keep in mind that I've already not shaved in 2 weeks at this point...) and that on the last Friday we'd all shave our gross looking beards into mustaches and walk around all day, and go for lunch looking like idiots.

So "haha" beards and funny, mustaches are mega funny... whatever. By the 4th week of not shaving I was feeling pretty gross. SO gross in fact that It withheld me from going into society. HAHA. I was going to head to the mall one Saturday till I caught a glimpse myself in the mirror as I walked by... I promptly sat back down.

Ok, so now 2 more weeks go by, and it's Thursday night, and I'm pumped! I get to get rid of this thing on my face, and carve myself a nice greasy stache! But I had something else up my sleeve!

I shaved up nice, and headed to work the next morning and got a great response! HAHA. It was awesome. A couple of the guys left their beards, and some just didn't have anything to show. In the end only myself and other guy had anything really noticeable, but what we had was enough for everyone.

It was actually pretty fun. I looked like an idiot all day, but I knew everyone was jealous deep down...

Take a look...

Disgusted by my own beard.

Straight on.

Upside down goatee.







And the finished product...

Oh yeah!

Lookin' good Mr. Widdifield.

My "Jared Pose"

HAHA!

EDIT

This is the "Jared Pose" for those of you that may not know what I'm talking about. Jared is the true, and original Plaid & Mustache!

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